The Belief
Chocolate makes me smile when I'm sad, and laugh when I'm crying. Really! It fills me with warmth that spreads all the way from my tongue to the tips of my fingers. That's why we decided to make it a belief. Not a religion, because the Merriam-Webster describes religion as 'the belief in a god or in a group of gods'. This is not Chocolatism. Chocolatism is merely the belief that chocolate tastes AWESOME and should be eaten ALL THE TIME. We hope you will join us.
Wolfy and Wonka
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